لقاء مع مواطن مصري

في 11 يوليو 2006 اجرت المقدمة الامريكية اوبرا ونفري مع اول شخص مصري التقته في الشارع عشوائيا و كان هذا الشخص اسمه طه بيومي , و في ما يلي نص الحوار الذي نقل لانه يغطي جوانبا مهما في سبر اغوار الشخصية المصرية:
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian: Wa 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak English
Egyptian:Berfect.
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview you
Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex
Taha: love it
Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female
Taha (yelling): what do u sink
Reporter:It's just for the sake of the report.. never mind...male
Taha: yas male... And i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No,thanks, I'll take u for ur word...so.. how do u find life here in egypt
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry ..nice wezar ..nice food ..byramidz
Reporter:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job
Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash!
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true"
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah "thank God
Reporter:Then where does all the money go
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote
Taha:What duz zat mean
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there are no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said I will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok